Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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