hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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