Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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