ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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