You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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