I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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