so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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