i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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