with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I would fuck him just for his dog
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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