Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My breasts were aching with rage.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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