this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Randomize
