some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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