It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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