I'm jealous of your bromance
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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