i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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