did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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