girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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