she kept yelling 'call me bella'
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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