this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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