i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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