No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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