Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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