Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
