Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
