just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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