Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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