is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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