I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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