marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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