all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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