We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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