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omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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