He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
porn star boner night. come get it.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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