don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Randomize
