Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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