In the future we'll all be gay
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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