I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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