epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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