I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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