love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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