After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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