Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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