His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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