You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
why do cheetos always look like penises
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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