Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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