The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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