Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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