upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
a search helicopter?!
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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