in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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