Midget sex pt 2 tonight
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
