ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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