Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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