Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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