So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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