It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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